Slugs are gastropod molluscs and are descended from snails. Over time, the necessity of the shell was reduced in some species to become either nonexistent, small and unnoticeable, or internal.
Slugs are vile creatures that will destroy a garden or other beautiful plants in your yard.
Slugs, though composed primarily of water, will not pop, no matter how long you hold a lighter to them.
The mucous slugs produce to protect their disgusting insides turns to the consistency of rubber cement when a flame is applied. Mass extermination of slugs with fire could produce the world’s next great adhesive. (100% organic!)
Salt does not immediately kill a slug but causes it to die in slow, torturing agony. This method should be used whenever salt is available. Keep small restaurant packets in your pocket for such occasions.
People who defend the disgustingness of slugs hate freedom, kittens, apple pie, and everything you hold sacred.
Slugs were invented by Satan as a way to add disgustingness to the planet Earth.
Destroy slugs whenever you see them. Animals that depend on slugs for food are not doing a good enough job and must be forced to expand their menu.
If you are an invertebrate biologist with a raging one for slugs, do not speak to me. Unfriend me.